Because she’s a brand whisperer, deadline ninja and wordsmith extraordinaire with a sense of humor that is drier than your favorite chardonnay (which, by the way, she no longer drinks) and a tortured relationship with the Oxford comma.

With 20+ years of experience writing for websites, marketing campaigns, retail products and social media (yes, even that place FKA a gossipy bluebird’s nest), Jo's custom, creatively-crafted copy drives results — and occasionally makes people laugh. She should be exhausted, but storytelling never gets old, and neither does chasing the perfect phrase.

Whether onsite, remote or, yes, even in the third person, Jo delivers high-quality branded content, lightning-fast project turnarounds and an uncanny attention to detail. Oh, and she might throw in a French phrase or two — just for fun. It’s a fromage thing.

After more than decade as a professionally (aka paid) screenwriter, Jo pivoted to crafting impactful copy (after the 2008 WGA strike thing), writing for renowned CPG brands, web-to-print sites, tech firms (including creative apps, safety science, SaaS, networking and cybersecurity and healthcare,) covering CRM, SEO, SMM, landing pages, emails, white papers, product descriptions, packaging and blah, blah, blah...oh, forget it. Basically, if it has words, she's written it—and she's ready to write yours.

As Debbie Harry and Blondie once plead "CALL ME!"